The North Remembers

Who invented the blow job?

Like, who wakes up one day and thinks “today, I will suck a dick”

*smells u deeply* u smell like my next friend

i dedicate this boner to u

SOMEONE ON THE STREET BELOW MY OPEN WINDOW IS HOLDING AN ACTUAL BOOM BOX PLAYING I BLESS THE RAINS DOWN IN AFRICA AND SCREAMING “TAKE ME BACK LINDA” WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON

pricklylegs:

Look who`s back..

ifitsbritishimprobablyafan:

I find myself incapable of not reblogging this.

cardiganism:

#this is either gay or cannibalistic and most realistically it’s both

killerkranberry:

I have seen into the gates of hell

poopflow:

a sex position called the gatsby where you stare longingly at your partner from a distance and scream old sport when you climax

trillow:

you eat one guy and suddenly you’re that guy that ate that guy

epiicer:

If you say “old sport” three times in front of your mirror Gatsby will appear and awkwardly hit on your wife