|—||Someone at nickelodeon like 20 years ago (via juliepowers)|
*jon snow travels to outer space*
aliens: ah, you must be ned stark’s bastard
one time I was working at Dolly Parton’s water park as a photographer in the lazy river, and taking pictures and what not and I look up and see this very familiar black man floating in a tube toward me.
and it is Akon. So I’m like ‘hey Akon would you like a picture with your family today?’ He is all like ‘no thank you sweetie’ and I was all “well you have a good day, Akon”
he said you too and floated on.
when i make a joke to myself and no one’s around to hear it
If a dead ancestor doesn’t appear in the sky to stop me, it can’t be that bad of a decision
me when I work out
which episode of game of thrones is this
all of them
My education in a nutshell
I can never get enough of this