Who invented the blow job?
Like, who wakes up one day and thinks “today, I will suck a dick”
*smells u deeply* u smell like my next friend
i dedicate this boner to u
SOMEONE ON THE STREET BELOW MY OPEN WINDOW IS HOLDING AN ACTUAL BOOM BOX PLAYING I BLESS THE RAINS DOWN IN AFRICA AND SCREAMING “TAKE ME BACK LINDA” WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
Look who`s back..
I find myself incapable of not reblogging this.
I have seen into the gates of hell
a sex position called the gatsby where you stare longingly at your partner from a distance and scream old sport when you climax
you eat one guy and suddenly you’re that guy that ate that guy
If you say “old sport” three times in front of your mirror Gatsby will appear and awkwardly hit on your wife