The North Remembers

In which Jaime required coffee in order to sit through the wedding vows. [x]

inbox:

why do teapots scream like wtf shut the hell up you piece of shit


What do they say of Robb Stark in the North?
They call him ‘the young wolf’. They say he rides into battle on the back of a giant direwolf. They say he can turn into a wolf himself when he wants. They say he can’t be killed.

What do they say of Robb Stark in the North?

They call him ‘the young wolf’. They say he rides into battle on the back of a giant direwolf. They say he can turn into a wolf himself when he wants. They say he can’t be killed.

sugar-tits-shwoo:

susannawolff:

Donald Trump’s ugly son and Mitt Romney’s ugly son should hang out. I’d like to see that Facebook album.

Oh jesus they look exactly like every smarmy rich kid stereotype in every movie ever

sugar-tits-shwoo:

susannawolff:

Donald Trump’s ugly son and Mitt Romney’s ugly son should hang out. I’d like to see that Facebook album.

Oh jesus they look exactly like every smarmy rich kid stereotype in every movie ever

Epigraphs from Lemony Snicket’s A Series of Unfortunate Events as tweets

Epigraphs from Lemony Snicket’s A Series of Unfortunate Events as tweets

Why Did I Do That?: A novel by me, with special guest appearances by several alcoholic beverages